A Lesson They Will Never Forget

Teachers beheaded in Baghdad in front of students

Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:16am ET11

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Separate groups of gunmen entered two primary schools in Baghdad on Wednesday and beheaded two teachers in front of their students, the Ministry of State for National Security said.

"Two terrorist groups beheaded two teachers in front of their students in the Amna and Shaheed Hamdi primary schools in Shaab district in Baghdad," a ministry statement said.

A ministry official said he believed the attacks were aimed at: "intimidating pupils and disrupting learning."

This is a great day for America — this is a milestone, one that proves better than any other that Operation Iraqi Coffer Grow Freedom is Mission Accomplished for BushCo's investment initiatives! Now they have guaranteed customers for their death products for countless future generations! Murkans have every right to feel proud for exporting their unique brand of Freedom™ and Democracy™ to the Iraqis. Interminable Civil War may be the unfortunate (if desired) cost to the Iraqis of their newfound freedoms (freedoms for which they ought to be forever grateful to America!)...but think of the interminable profits that will flow as interminably as their blood! Yep, there'll be cum stains aplenty in boardroom circle jerks tonight!

I don't know how much press this news got in Murka, so I thought I'd share it.