Virgin Mary's Little Lambs
A dialogue between my 4yr old son and his friend's xtian mother. She was babysitting him at her house. When we went to retrieve him the kids were coloring in a Jesus coloring book, so I got to hear the following:
She was aghast in proportion to our pleasure...
—Who's that?
—That's Mary!
—Like "Mary had a little lamb?"
She was aghast in proportion to our pleasure...