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PISSONUAL
dhs advisory
Terror Alert Level

8.03.2004

Warning Sign #3180 of the Coming Apocalypse


         Playmobil Item #3180





—Boy, this sarin sure is sticky stuff!
—Hey! There's PCBs over here! C'mon — we gotta hurry before it hits the water table!
—Can't — after we clean up all this sarin we gotta get to the nursing home where that botulism was attacking the old people, remember?
—Bioremediation sure is fun!