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Iraq -- The Ultimate Rave Party!

Now it's legal for all you cannon fodder kids to get a great high!

Speaking of new reality creation, the FDA has given a go-ahead to provide MDMA (aka Ecstasy — the Israeli trafficker's drug of choice) to Murkan soldiers to help relieve their combat stress. After all, it must be a bitch for some of the less real Murkan servicemen to have to relive memories of all the mommies and children sub-human ter'rists they've had to kill — even if they did deserve it.

Ecstasy trials for combat stress

American soldiers traumatised by fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan are to be offered the drug ecstasy to help free them of flashbacks and recurring nightmares.

The US food and drug administration has given the go-ahead for the soldiers to be included in an experiment to see if MDMA, the active ingredient in ecstasy, can treat post-traumatic stress disorder.

Scientists behind the trial in South Carolina think the feelings of emotional closeness reported by those taking the drug could help the soldiers talk about their experiences to therapists. Several victims of rape and sexual abuse with post-traumatic stress disorder, for whom existing treatments are ineffective, have been given MDMA since the research began last year.

—Like wow, listen to the beat of those Abrams and Bradleys! Boom-Thud-Boom-Thud...
[tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut]—Hey, look at all that red! It's so intense, so beautiful!
—I love you man!

[Hat-Tip to Young Fox at Amsam]