What a Relief!
Hallelujah! Jesus Christ™ Almighty be praised! The Supreme Court Preserves 'God' in Pledge!
Now I'll sleep better knowin' the little ones are larnin' Murka still has a direct line to the one true God™ -- even if those lib'rul cowards on the Supreme Court evaded the real issue by undermining parental rights. Well, win one, lose one...
But anyhoo, that'll show those Godlesscommunists lib'ruls Democrats non-Republican hate-Murka-first traitors terrists and Muslamiacs that Murka still carries the torch and pitchfork of Freedom™ and Justice™!
Now I'll sleep better knowin' the little ones are larnin' Murka still has a direct line to the one true God™ -- even if those lib'rul cowards on the Supreme Court evaded the real issue by undermining parental rights. Well, win one, lose one...
But anyhoo, that'll show those Godless